Feb 18 2009
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dear guy down the hall,
sorry you had so much trouble getting into your apartment late last night. i could tell it was upsetting to you, what with all the banging and shouting and cursing. i could also tell that that was upsetting to one of the other tenants, when he started shouting at you. i know these locks get stuck easily, and it’s really frustrating, but maybe next time you should try just taking a deep breath and then wiggling the key a little bit.
love,
your neighbor
p.s. i hope your hangover isn’t too awful.
